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2006-06-11T20:03:00.000-07:00

After Math....

I want to thank everyone who attended Shane's B-day bash. Everything worked accordingly to plan. Puerto, Plug & Slut managed to kidnap Shane from work took him downtown to LJ's then to Coyote Ugly where he received a body shot and a spanking. The spanking left a nice welt on his ass. So much happened Friday night here are the top 10 things I can remember. Please feel free to add your own.

10. Shane was completely Surprised
9. Marissa spilled the beans by calling Shane for directions for the party, fortunetly he was too drunk to remember the call
8. Thank god for Margo & Neal (great food for a bunch of drunks)
7. THREE MAN
6. BOOBS
5. A Playboy Model was at the Party
4 FU KNAVE actually showed up
3. Puerto & Plug came to town
2. Spanking machine (shane got his nads hit by a belt) OUCH!!!!

And the number 1 - - - - - DRUM ROLE PLEASE

1. TUCK IT DIDN"T PASS OUT

2006-06-08T19:48:00.000-07:00

ALRIGHTY THEN.....

Ok people I know I bitch alot about having the kids around but I have to admit that I am actually starting to miss the little munchins. It has been day 2 with no kids and I know that I should be jumping up and down right now but alas I am not. What the hell is wrong with me. On that note me and Marleen are going start a family hash that right a family hash. Once a month for the time being everything will be family oriented. The kids will practically run the whole thing with our guidence. So stayed tuned for details to follow this month.

OnOn

2006-05-26T16:22:00.000-07:00

STRESS STRESS AND MORE STREES

Boy what a week, me and Shane have never argued or disagreed as much as we did this week....Ok so we started looking for houses monday saw about 3 only 1 we liked tues we saw 4 again 1 was beautiful but alais too far and too small, wednesday 5 houses really really really loved the last house we saw. Convienced Shane this is the one after alot of bugging but of course he was whinning cuz it was in Williamson County just as I was about to make an offer on that house we go and see 1 last one thur. AND BINGO WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! A house that we both agreed upon. Nice location, decent size and the price is just right. So first thing this morning I put an offer on the house upon the reccomendation of my realtor come to find out there are other offers on the table as well. So we will be bouncing off the walls until we get the decision tomarrow ARRRGGGG!!!

I would like to thank BABY G (Penny) for helping us (even though she might not make that much) and not to mention that she will be getting very creative towards the end and Smells Like Teen Fanny (Leslie) for putting up with us this whole week. We couldn't have done it without you guys so thanks. And if any of you are looking to buy a house may I suggest Baby G (Blue Bonnet Mortgage) and SLTF as your realtor.

Again thanks guys.

2006-05-13T11:51:00.000-07:00

Blah Kind of Day

Ok so here I am on a beautiful Saturday doing absolutely nothing. I am just in one of those moods were everthing is iriating me, cramping like a sob and just don't give a shit about nothing. I have never ever felt this way before. Could it be early mentapause??? Perhaps bring it on the sooner the better. Hopefully, I will feel better for tonite (full moon). Anyways off to clean maybe that will make me feel better.....

2006-05-03T17:02:00.000-07:00

Hard/Stressful Times

Going through a rough patch with the kid yet again. You know no matter what you do, try or explain it just keeps getting worse and worse. The ex said he wants to give it try for at least 2yrs and also so she can bond with the new baby on the way. Now with all that is going on he is considering military school. But wait, now he is reconsidering his decision to take her after getting her hopes up and guess who has to deal with the backlash???? You guessed it me & shane. Don't get me wrong we love her to death but the stress is becoming unbearable with the whole household. I don't know if it is wrong of me but, the thought of getting a break and letting the ex deal with the phone calls, stealing and lying was kinda of relaxing. I know alot of you are thinking you are a parent and you need to take the bad and the good. And I agree but when the bad is 99% and you only get 1% good. But when you dread coming home knowing that you are going to have a battle on your hands sometimes you just don't want to come home. Thanks to Shane it makes it easier to come home.

2006-05-01T17:35:00.000-07:00

Touching Story

This was sent to me by a good friend over in IRAQ right now.

Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we'd boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (and was seated across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No," he responded. "Heading out?" I asked. "No. I'm escorting a soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking him home to his family." The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he did know them after so many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, "Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do." Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and made the following announcement over the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to note that we have had the honor of having Sergeant Steeley of the United States Marine Corps join us on this flight. He is escorting a fallen comrade back home to his family. I ask that you please remain in your seats when we open the forward door [so as to] allow Sergeant Steeley to deplane and receive his fellow soldier. We will then turn off the seat belt sign." Without a sound, all went as requested. I noticed the sergeant saluting the casket as it was brought off the plane, and his action made me realize that I am proud to be an American. So here's a public thank-you to our military for doing what you do so we can live the way we do. Stuart Margel, Washington, D.C.

Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as one of the most powerful in the process: "See the people in the windows? They'll sit right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home," he said. "They're going to remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should."

2006-04-25T19:38:00.000-07:00

Thank GOD the WEEKEND is OVER

Well it all started off innocently, we were going to stay home on friday Elvis came over to help Tuck It make jello shots for their trail he leaves then we got a call.....someone won't mention any names deceided to lock their keys in the car. And being the nice people we are drove over to wear this unnamed person was and called triple A to get the keys out. We waited/drank/waited/ate/drank & waited..finally here comes Triple A. Time went to bed 1a

Then comes Sat. I deceided to head up to Hill Country and Hash with them when I arrive decieded I am autowanking it was a great circle fun times got to see Dick. Came home had a quickie, and off to the PJ Party. The stripper was cute but I was not much into it rather go see girls strip (go figure). So I deceided to leave the PJ party and crash Tuck It's party of course it was at my house. Who let the animals out anyway??? And I don't mean our dogs or cats. Not only did I leave the PJ party but they deceided to crash the party too (after getting tongue piercings). Alot of debachary, sex, motorcycle accident & drama hate the drama. Next time I am going to put a sign at the door that reads (LEAVE YOUR DRAMA AT THE DOOR IF YOU WANT TO ENTER) and you know who you are...Finally went to bed at 3a but from what I understand most everyone left around 5a.

Woke up Sunday morning oh my god WTF haven't you people heard of trash cans I mean my god at least 2 cases of empty beer cans on the deck this does not include what was found in the house. So we scamble to clean up and get ready for the hash I don't know why I bothered to clean cuz the end was at my house but yes I am anal complusive. So off to breakfast we went got back 15min prior to the hash great trail and food. Shortest and longest all in one day. I ended up kicking people out by 6:30p so we can go to the on-after. Big mistake poor Donut almost got us kicked out by gropping the waitress. Of course he does not remember it nor does he rember falling down twice trying to sit.

So anyway long story short I will end this with NO MORE PARTIES AT MY HOUSE for at least 3months. QUOTE from Donut....calling shane "Thank you guys for the crash space and the awful hangover I had to deal with at work.

2006-04-19T20:35:00.000-07:00

HAPPY NO HNT DAY!!!!!!

Tried to take picture but camera is dead. And before you say it Brownie i will say it for you. Yes my sashquatch ass brokeit. There I said for you. My repsonse back to you F/U this sashquatch will take your ass out....Litterally. Anyway that being said. HAPPY HNT.

2006-04-17T19:50:00.000-07:00

Recovery,,,,

Sat. night was an impromptu bbq.....Need I say more. Thanks for everyone who came. I don't know what I did all I know is that my wrist hurts & I bruised my tail bone. It was hilarious trying to sit down, cough, sneeze and trying to stand up hopefully it will heal a little better for tomarrow.

2006-04-05T19:40:00.000-07:00

Here's to you Brownie you know you want Sasquach.Happy HNTn to everbody but Brownie!

2006-04-05T19:25:00.000-07:00

Here it is ,Happy HNT

2006-04-05T18:44:00.000-07:00

NEW CAR.....

Yes I know I just got a new 2005 Nissan last year. But with the problems I have been getting with it was ridiculous. First a recall(Fuel Tank), then my coils no 1x but 2x then tuesday my check engine light came on took it in now it is the Fuel Injectors need to be replaced. So I called them and said hey my warranty is about to go out and I only had this car for a little over a year (the whole lemon law). So I spoke with a salesman and he got me the new Nissan Sentra special addition car with no money down, they paid my balance on my 2005 and the kicker my payments stay the same.

I have to say alot about that dealership most dealerships are like to bad but this one made good on a bad deal.

2006-04-02T17:17:00.000-07:00

Update......

Ok, so I have deceided to due the Daskin Run in June....It will be my first to do any type of physical function. Shane is going to start running with me on M & W...T & Th Bike, and somewhere in between swimming. I think the swimming part will be my challenge. I think I will ask Timmy for help on this one.

TXIH was a blast thanks to everyone. BTW you out of towners who stayed at my house you rock....You are the only people who actually feed the host(s) and cleaned up after yourselves (to my standards) Thanks again you are welcome at my house anytime you know who you are.

2006-03-16T20:17:00.000-08:00

Better Late than never.....HAPPY HNT DAY

2006-03-12T17:08:00.000-08:00

Puerto & Plug

Had a great time this weekend.... Friday night spent with some good friends at Sambets where we then continued to the Water Tank and ended at our house. But Saturday was the kicker. Puerto & Plug came into town and we were graciously invited to Blast Zone's house for some fine Crawfish after mingaling with hasher's and non-hashers we went to the Water Tank for some food and karokee. It was so cute watching Puerto & Tuck It singing to eachother on stage with such a loving look towards with one another. Boy you would of think me and Plug didn't exist that night. Anyway great time great friends thanks to everyone who took part.

2006-03-08T21:12:00.000-08:00

Happy HNT ! Pics Compliments of Tuckit.

2006-03-04T14:34:00.000-08:00

New Job!!!

Yes it is official. I start my new job next Friday. Yeah me. Got everything I want. Told boss yesterday he was upset but understood. The good thing is that they want me to come in on weekends and train someone due to the fact I am the only one who knows how to do my job. I told them I would for a small fee. HEHEHEHE suckers.

So it is going to be a quite weekend but next weekend I will be celebrating. Puerto & Plug are staying the weekend. If anything is going on friday night let us know. Saturday we will be taking them to Blazst Zone house for the Crawl fish boil then sunday the Hash of course.

Till next time later.

2006-03-01T12:49:00.000-08:00

Good News!!!

Well just heard that they really liked me and the job is pretty much mine... Just waiting for them to call me to start negotiations. I have already started buying new outfits due to the fact the office I will be working at is extremely professional, I will have to check my emails/blogs after work cuz they screen all emails. Something to due with the stock market and such so they don't want any blabbering about financials.

Happy Birthday Elvis. I am having one of those days were I want alone time. Granted the kids will be home but they go to be early. Maybe I can convience Shane to go to the Darkside without me? (Still Love you Honey). Anyway you kids have fun tonite.

2006-02-27T14:15:00.000-08:00

Summing up the WEEKEND

Friday meet up the ususal gang at LaLa's it was great watching Banana piss some people off. DOF & Tuck It made a bet on who can get there yager first. Thanks Tuck It now I only have to pay DOF hash cash 1wk. Saturday was a lazy day for me I didn't even do housework for a change, wait I did do laundry does that count? Sat. drugged Shane to go see Final Destination 3 at alamo. Meet up with the ususal crowd at Canary Hut where Shane was talking let me rephrase that this friend of Elvis was non-stop talking to Shane to the point where he told her that he was in fact in jail for murder and she actually believed him and then he proceeded to tell her why he did it (he told her that if the bitch would have just kept her mouth shut and stop talking then she would still be alive). I guess she didn't take the hint cuz she proceeded to keep talking and said...."Eh I have been around worse" alrighty then time to go home. Sun. is a hash day great trail and food. And I have to admit and yes Shane I am going to say it, I did really well I ran about 80% of trail I finally found my pace and learned how to breath correctly while running. There I said it. Until next time ONON

2006-02-24T14:17:00.000-08:00

Interview....

Well folks had an interview today. It went fantastic or so I was told. I hope it works out it seems very interesting. I will be dealing with HR & Compliances for brokers and of course sales numbers. Went to the interview for my lunch & unfortunetely it went longer than expected 2hrs. Boy I had to come up with a good excuse when I came back to work... I did and it worked. Keep your fingers crossed out there.

Off to LoveJoy's

2006-02-23T14:26:00.000-08:00

New Job My be on the Horizon

Well it looks like I may have a new job within the next 3wks will find out soon. And the great thing is it is with my old boss. Yeah!!! The great thing is nobody knows how to do my job except my co-worker and she is leaving to go to the same company and vice-versa. Maybe after this they will learn to treat their employee's with respect, not take advantage of them and treat everyone the same and not give certain people privelages.

2006-02-22T07:37:00.000-08:00

Bored!!!

Boring, Boring, Snooze, Snooze......This is how I feel today.

2006-02-20T06:53:00.000-08:00

SEMI-QUIET WEEKEND

The weekend started off quite, went home friday started a fire watched a movie. Sat cleaned house but by saturday night we had a guest at our house good old Shaft. Due to the current weather conditions this weekend he thought it would be safer to drive down to Austin rather than Sunday good choice considering all the roads were closed sunday morning. So anyway let the drunk dialing begin. Sunday morning the Fresscale (less than a 1/4mi from our house) began go High Beams she almost considered coming to our house for something warm but the thought of brownie made her push on. Off to trail brrrr it was cold quick circle yeah. Off to the on after egos.. Great time there a little drama wait major drama. Ok the drama left on to my house where we had another quest Donut Holer from the Mosquito hash spent the night had a great time with him tucked him and tuck it in bed. Woke Donut up around 6 telling hime ok now get the fuck out. Just kidding love you Donut. So there you have it my semi-quite weekend. BTW CONGRATS TO HIGH BEAMS FOR FINISHING THE FREESCALE IN 5hr and something minutes... YOU GO GIRL

2006-02-18T12:07:00.000-08:00

PRJ & Plug My Hole

Ok so you might all of heard by now...PRJ & Plug had lost all of their possesions in a fire...They are in good spirits and are doing fine. Tuck It has posted all the info to the Austin Group. Some of you know Plug & PRJ they are fine Hasher's and very caring people. If you would like to donate anything (except walmart gift cards long story but if you want to know email off-line) email off-line and i will give you there address.

2006-02-17T10:55:00.000-08:00

I HATE MY JOB

You know I use to really love my job. But with recent changes in the company I can now officially state that I hate it with a passion. It is getting to the point where I want to call in sick. I have over 60hrs avail. But knowing me I won't do it. But I will tell you this, I will be looking for a new job very very soon.

DBD

2006-02-15T08:44:00.000-08:00

I CAN BELIEVE IT IS MEXICO

The night started off innocently driving to some little town called Poteet, TX. By the way thanks slut for not peeing on anyone on this road trip. As we arrive we were greeted by Vagitairan's Dad (Kelly) and his wife and some other realtives. Immediately we started off with a game of 3 man. Then ended up playing some card game where you got 3 pieces of candy and you had to give up a piece of candy when you lose. So there we were playing and everyone started to notice hey what is happening to my candy.... We look over and see Baby G with her mouth full saying I don't know with a gleam in her eye. Apparantely she was hunger. It was getting late so we all hurried off to bed. Dam it is time to wake up (going to bed at 3a and getting up at 4am is no bueno) Tuck It made sure everyone was up and out the door by 8. We had a nice breakfast although Slut, Elvis and Tuck It were trying to convience our 19yr waitress to join us so she can translate for us.

So we get to our destination just in time of the beer taping and Channel 3 boobs was giving us our immunization shots. Snacks were provided where Gaylord proceeded to take a bite out of each pastery and return it to the box as Guam was injecting the pasteries with Tequila. Then we were all entertained by the dogs humping this poor exteremly large dog... Wait let me re-phrase that a tiny tiny dog trying to hump this humungous dog. Let me tell you this dog had stamina. Off to run the trail great trail. They had us changing clothes at beer checks let me just say Elvis you looked marveleous and I looked like I just crossed the border wearing Puerto's shorts 5 sizes to big so Ranger Smurf to the resuce he found some cable and made me orange suspenders. (McGyver in the making). Trail ended right on the border where Elvis crawled down to the water to aid some mexicans trying to cross the border (Elvis "Ola tu queres una cervca? Come on over") Needless to say with the nice white shirt he was wearing they ran back into mexico. So the hares hundled us back together and proceeded to put us in a cow trailer for the ride back to the campsite for circle. Accusations flied and fled. Thanks to Elvis Austin got El Champion award of the festivities.

Circle over on to the real party.....Nekidd Pinata, Nekidd fire jumping, Jalepeno eating contest where Tuck It won but paid the price 2 seconds afterwards by puking, people falling to the ground. Way to go Tuck It for accomplishing everything. Anyway it was off to bed very very cold. Woke up the next morning broke camp and went to the Austin Hash for a beer.

Till next time

2006-02-06T06:39:00.000-08:00

SUPERBOWL BORING SNOOZE

Ok let me start off like this boring superbowl. Wait a minute I didn't watch it because I was busy cooking and cleaning and watching approx. 30 drunks wondering, spilling & falling (ahhhhhh good times). But I am suprised that Brownie did not IM us when the game was over. Anyway the night started off pretty normal quite (ha) lets see we had 3 man going some other hand game and what not. Tuck It BBQ and me cleaning. And Blast Zone got his first taste of a Tuck It & DBD party and almost made the mistake of passing out during the game. BAD BAD BAD at our place. Then it really started to get good drinks & food falling people tackling each other on the couch. Oh did I mention that our new 52inch TV almost got smashed I won't name any names those of you who were there know the culprit.

As the night passed, a couple of people left right after game, but for some reason it was alot more noiser after the superbowl than during go figure. Well we had to start enforcing the key police. I will give you one guess on whos keys we had to take first.....Ok you guessed it FISH & Wet Spot. Did I mention that WS didn't get to watch the game due to she needed a quite spot so I ended up having to put her in our room....Then fish joined her. Do you know how hard it is to get FISH out of your bed no more quite space for you. So I finally got him up and to his usual spot and WS was what that is his usual spot seeing how there was room on the couch she was a little confused on his ways. But never the less she joined him for a whole 5min then opted for the comphy couch with Padre. Then around 11:15 we finally got everyone out and tucked in bed and went to bed ourselves unitl..... 1:30a thanks WS for scaring the shit out of me....BTW why were you guys coming in out in out of the house?????

Well that is it for this week....ONON to I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS NOT MEXICO

2006-02-01T13:05:00.000-08:00

Once again late on blog....

Where to begin, oh yeah guess I should explain why I have not been updating my blog. Tax season. So unfornutely for me don't have much time on my hands for the next month or so....But anyway on to the fun stuff....

As most of you were aware we took a road trip up to Hill Country to see Ticket or should I say the new and improved Ms. Ticket in her fashionably new outfit. He/she looked more like a court jester than a cheerleader but I am sure Dick didn't mind he will take Ticket all the same. Started out good meet at my house convinced Cornholio to join us and make a trip down there. Night started off great getting better and better by then ends night. Let's see, highlights of the night short and sweet Ass Gagger biting Dick in the Ass (go figure) for pouring beer down her back. Once again Hill Country still a little wary of Fish (they just don't understand his sense of humor but I still love you Fish) Me kicking Hermi's and TOM ass at darts, watching Tuck It fall, watching Fish sway back and forth and holding his mouth (do I sense puke coming?), Trojan doing her impression of a Stripper and my favorite part of the night was when on the way home when Slut deceided to take a piss in not one but 2 cans that were in the back seat....Yes that is right 2 cans you go boy!!! Anyway Shane said just throw it out the window but being from Austin you know we don't LITTER NO NO NO... So Shane rolls down the window sticks his head out the window the same time that slut is pouring out his urine. But wait it gets really good after this, Shane says hey why is my face getting wet!!!!! We started laughing could it be Slut's urine????? Why yes it is Shane gets a little golden shower.....

We finally get home around 2:30/3a Slut is passed out in the back Shane had to carry our poor baby into the house.

Well that is all for now will try to keep up with with this blog thing.

2006-01-18T12:30:00.000-08:00

Full Moon

Okay Okay for those of you who went to Tex Mex Bravo Bravo. But for all of you who stayed and went to the Full Moon Hash even more kudo's. We had a pretty good turnout considering the weekend. The trail went smoothly with the exception of some of the people went the wrong way on trail but they eventually everyone made it to the end. So cirlce began the usual down downs of course and just when we are about to wrap things up wait what is that sound ohhh pretty lights. We get a visit guess who? Well anyway he steps out of the car and asks "Who is in charge here?" Of course everyone walks off and me standing right there very very drunk said, "I am sir "hiccup"". So he continued to ask who and what we are doing I explained to the best of my ability under the circumstances which I guess worked out pretty well. He cancelled the other car from coming over. But wait there's more. He asked one final question, do you have a designated driver? Quickly I said yes and pointed to Tuck It (Shane). Yes Yes I know what was I thinking and yes Shane's eyes quickly gave me the look of you dumb ass. But I paniced everyone else had quickly turned their backs acting like they were picking up trash. But he bought it so who is the dumb ass now!!!!

Anyway with that being said, everyone is their way to the on-after grafatti's for some singing and more drinking. In my current condition at this time I decieded to start off with some shots. Everyone was having a good time drinking, singing and playing pool. I will end it here cuz I have no idea what happened at the bar except the fact I did sing and I believe I gave our visitor Nut Cracker and table dance. Oh well until next blog.

2006-01-04T07:13:00.000-08:00

Post New Years

So again party at our house for New Years. The night started off slow let me tell you it ended with a bang. My first arrival was Cindy R (Wicked) she briefly came in to drop off a wonderful drink that she picked up especially for the party (3 tubs of it) some kind of frozen drink just add alcohol and put in freezer. But next thing I knew she left proclaiming she would be right back. And yes she did come right back and brought slut. But wait no shadow.

Anyway as the night progressed, 3 man started up with the usual suspects. Jim (Beaver Cleaver) decieded that he would play with whiskey. Being his first time playing (dumb ass) lets just say he was 3 man for awhile. The rest of party people started trickling in joining in on the fun. When all of a sudden Shane comes running in with the aroma of burnt hair and a big burn mark on his neck. He decieded to to play roman candle baseball with Devin (Billie's son aka Vagatarian). Also let me just say Lisa (HB) was on a roll this night. UR a good guy Mike.

Midnight strikes HAPPY NEW YEARS kisses all around. And wait who comes stubbling in Chris, Timmy, Todd, Gagger & Squeezen. Holly toletto batman wait that is duffman. Lets just say it went all down hill when they showed up.

Morning arose with many hangovers and moans & groans in the air. We all went to breakfast and lets just say I bet Kerby Lane will never let us in. A short nap after breakfast then off to the Hash we went. Alot of details missing just too long to explain all what and who happened but you all know who was there, what happened. Till next time.

2005-12-27T09:28:00.000-08:00

Sorry guys haven't blogged in awhile. Not much went on over the Holidays unless you count going over to Baby G's house Xmas Eve. Had a great time. Even Santa showed up and brought gifts. Chili was excellent does not go very well with red wine though, so I had to switch to beer.

As the evening progressed a game of three man was proposed by Tuck It. It can get really really stupid with just 6 people playing. Anyway hope everyone had a safe and fun Xmas on on to New Years

Hey guys don't forget New Years at my house. It will be an adventure you will never forget.

2005-12-03T16:01:00.000-08:00

So,,,,,There we were, Tuck It, Baby G and myself heading over to Lovejoy's. The traffic was horrible but were relieved to finally make it to the beer. AHhhhhhh Beer. And of course some usual suspects were there. Hello's were said and More Beer poured down the hatch then off to the Carousel Lounge for what????? Good answer more beer and of course to participate in the Darkside Hash......After the run More Beer, dancing more beer. And wait there more. Brrr running in screaming my car is gone my car is gone. Most of us thought hey no need to worry it probably just got towed.... NOT!!!!! So much of my night was spent talking with cops and getting the information needed to give to BRRR (poor thing) so that she can call in the morning. It went on with me having her call her bank and get everything stopped... BLAH BLAH BLAH finally got to go back in the bar and get more BEER after an 1-1/2 helping a fellow hasher out. But well....Didn't get to finish my beer was forced to take a breath a lizer (spelling sorry). Needless to say left carousel to drop someone home... And back off to carosel lounge to pick up another lost hasher.... Woke up this morning to call to make sure Brrr was alright and that she followed the instructions that I gave her..... She did all is well.

Anyway Saturday lets just say I am staying home.

2005-11-26T22:17:00.000-08:00

So there we were for Thanksgiving, food was fanastic thanks to Shane and with the carving expertise of John (Bubbles the Sad Beer Clown) Dinner went off without a hitch. People who showed up to eat were; Brrr, Queen of Denial, Lost N Mound, Instant Replay, Squeeze Box, Neely Feely, Bubbles, Cem', Tuck It & myself of course. The real surpise came when Brownie, DOF, Home Alone, Strap On Elvis, Ass Gagger & Squeef. I probably forgot some names but you know who was there. Oh wait did I say without a hitch??? Opps my bad dessert was suppose to be brought in by Wicked & Smutt who never showed but did call, I guess the hunting went longer than he thought so, everyone was craving dessert so here comes our heros Cem & Squeeze Box and bought us all some ice cream sandwiches.... YEAHHHHH the crowd is calmed.

Then the real drinking began and went on and on to the wee hours of the morning. From the 12 bottles of wine, tequilla, whiskey & not to mention the 4 cases of beer let's just say my floor was quite sticky in the morning. So by that means lets just say the real fun began by clearing the kitchen so Tuck It can do his re-inactment (somewhat) of the hole in the wall trick. Other things which I can't quite remember happened that night but I do remember Tuck It & DOF taking the kids bikes to Lil Woodrows (conveniently located down the street) and being denied entry due to lack of shoes and coming back to the house. Which DOF did a nose plant on the asphaflt while riding the little boys bike.

So if you can remember anything else that happened please enlighten me on it. BTW BROWNIE I want my $5.00.......But wait I do remember DOF, AssGagger & Brownie snuggling together on the couch and DOF needing a ride to work due to his car not starting and instead on knocking on the bedroom door which was opened.....He decided to call Tuck It's phone which was located right next to DOF in the living room not once but twice to get a ride to work....

See there you have folks what I can remember on this Hashgiving Day..

Teri