After Math....

I want to thank everyone who attended Shane's B-day bash. Everything worked accordingly to plan. Puerto, Plug & Slut managed to kidnap Shane from work took him downtown to LJ's then to Coyote Ugly where he received a body shot and a spanking. The spanking left a nice welt on his ass. So much happened Friday night here are the top 10 things I can remember. Please feel free to add your own.

10. Shane was completely Surprised
9. Marissa spilled the beans by calling Shane for directions for the party, fortunetly he was too drunk to remember the call
8. Thank god for Margo & Neal (great food for a bunch of drunks)
7. THREE MAN
6. BOOBS
5. A Playboy Model was at the Party
4 FU KNAVE actually showed up
3. Puerto & Plug came to town
2. Spanking machine (shane got his nads hit by a belt) OUCH!!!!

And the number 1 - - - - - DRUM ROLE PLEASE

1. TUCK IT DIDN"T PASS OUT

ALRIGHTY THEN.....

Ok people I know I bitch alot about having the kids around but I have to admit that I am actually starting to miss the little munchins. It has been day 2 with no kids and I know that I should be jumping up and down right now but alas I am not. What the hell is wrong with me. On that note me and Marleen are going start a family hash that right a family hash. Once a month for the time being everything will be family oriented. The kids will practically run the whole thing with our guidence. So stayed tuned for details to follow this month.

OnOn

STRESS STRESS AND MORE STREES

Boy what a week, me and Shane have never argued or disagreed as much as we did this week....Ok so we started looking for houses monday saw about 3 only 1 we liked tues we saw 4 again 1 was beautiful but alais too far and too small, wednesday 5 houses really really really loved the last house we saw. Convienced Shane this is the one after alot of bugging but of course he was whinning cuz it was in Williamson County just as I was about to make an offer on that house we go and see 1 last one thur. AND BINGO WE HAVE A WINNER!!!! A house that we both agreed upon. Nice location, decent size and the price is just right. So first thing this morning I put an offer on the house upon the reccomendation of my realtor come to find out there are other offers on the table as well. So we will be bouncing off the walls until we get the decision tomarrow ARRRGGGG!!!

I would like to thank BABY G (Penny) for helping us (even though she might not make that much) and not to mention that she will be getting very creative towards the end and Smells Like Teen Fanny (Leslie) for putting up with us this whole week. We couldn't have done it without you guys so thanks. And if any of you are looking to buy a house may I suggest Baby G (Blue Bonnet Mortgage) and SLTF as your realtor.

Again thanks guys.

Blah Kind of Day

Ok so here I am on a beautiful Saturday doing absolutely nothing. I am just in one of those moods were everthing is iriating me, cramping like a sob and just don't give a shit about nothing. I have never ever felt this way before. Could it be early mentapause??? Perhaps bring it on the sooner the better. Hopefully, I will feel better for tonite (full moon). Anyways off to clean maybe that will make me feel better.....

Hard/Stressful Times

Going through a rough patch with the kid yet again. You know no matter what you do, try or explain it just keeps getting worse and worse. The ex said he wants to give it try for at least 2yrs and also so she can bond with the new baby on the way. Now with all that is going on he is considering military school. But wait, now he is reconsidering his decision to take her after getting her hopes up and guess who has to deal with the backlash???? You guessed it me & shane. Don't get me wrong we love her to death but the stress is becoming unbearable with the whole household. I don't know if it is wrong of me but, the thought of getting a break and letting the ex deal with the phone calls, stealing and lying was kinda of relaxing. I know alot of you are thinking you are a parent and you need to take the bad and the good. And I agree but when the bad is 99% and you only get 1% good. But when you dread coming home knowing that you are going to have a battle on your hands sometimes you just don't want to come home. Thanks to Shane it makes it easier to come home.

Touching Story

This was sent to me by a good friend over in IRAQ right now.

Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we'd boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (and was seated across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No," he responded. "Heading out?" I asked. "No. I'm escorting a soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq. I'm taking him home to his family." The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he did know them after so many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, "Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do." Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and made the following announcement over the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to note that we have had the honor of having Sergeant Steeley of the United States Marine Corps join us on this flight. He is escorting a fallen comrade back home to his family. I ask that you please remain in your seats when we open the forward door [so as to] allow Sergeant Steeley to deplane and receive his fellow soldier. We will then turn off the seat belt sign." Without a sound, all went as requested. I noticed the sergeant saluting the casket as it was brought off the plane, and his action made me realize that I am proud to be an American. So here's a public thank-you to our military for doing what you do so we can live the way we do. Stuart Margel, Washington, D.C.

Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport, Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport, Major Steve Beck described the scene as one of the most powerful in the process: "See the people in the windows? They'll sit right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home," he said. "They're going to remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should."

Thank GOD the WEEKEND is OVER

Well it all started off innocently, we were going to stay home on friday Elvis came over to help Tuck It make jello shots for their trail he leaves then we got a call.....someone won't mention any names deceided to lock their keys in the car. And being the nice people we are drove over to wear this unnamed person was and called triple A to get the keys out. We waited/drank/waited/ate/drank & waited..finally here comes Triple A. Time went to bed 1a

Then comes Sat. I deceided to head up to Hill Country and Hash with them when I arrive decieded I am autowanking it was a great circle fun times got to see Dick. Came home had a quickie, and off to the PJ Party. The stripper was cute but I was not much into it rather go see girls strip (go figure). So I deceided to leave the PJ party and crash Tuck It's party of course it was at my house. Who let the animals out anyway??? And I don't mean our dogs or cats. Not only did I leave the PJ party but they deceided to crash the party too (after getting tongue piercings). Alot of debachary, sex, motorcycle accident & drama hate the drama. Next time I am going to put a sign at the door that reads (LEAVE YOUR DRAMA AT THE DOOR IF YOU WANT TO ENTER) and you know who you are...Finally went to bed at 3a but from what I understand most everyone left around 5a.

Woke up Sunday morning oh my god WTF haven't you people heard of trash cans I mean my god at least 2 cases of empty beer cans on the deck this does not include what was found in the house. So we scamble to clean up and get ready for the hash I don't know why I bothered to clean cuz the end was at my house but yes I am anal complusive. So off to breakfast we went got back 15min prior to the hash great trail and food. Shortest and longest all in one day. I ended up kicking people out by 6:30p so we can go to the on-after. Big mistake poor Donut almost got us kicked out by gropping the waitress. Of course he does not remember it nor does he rember falling down twice trying to sit.

So anyway long story short I will end this with NO MORE PARTIES AT MY HOUSE for at least 3months. QUOTE from Donut....calling shane "Thank you guys for the crash space and the awful hangover I had to deal with at work.